Post your Jokes here...

Discussion in 'Watercooler' started by doggy, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. doggy

    doggy New Member

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    I'll start the thread with..

    One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

    On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

    This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

    Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

    Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale".

    :D
     
  2. apple

    apple Well-Known Member

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    What do you when a guy takes an epileptic fit in a bath...



























    Throw in your washing!
     
  3. iUser

    iUser Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it.
     
  4. apple

    apple Well-Known Member

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    You wouldn't though would you.

    Epileptic fit, the person starts going hyper, in a bath, they would wash the clothes for you. Sheesh.